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Hi all, My wife was sharing a bottle of wine with a friend recently and they were talking about when they got up in the morning when my wife said "Graeme gets up at 3 or 4 and goes in on the computer. I wake up sometimes and sneak in there thinking I will catch him looking at naked woman or Porn but no he's looking at FISH-PORN."

I think I will have to re-evaluate my priorities !!!!!. Fish can take over your whole life. Cheers Graeme.

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Hey Graeme we can see by the time on your post your wife speaks the truth!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

You probably watch human porn between 2.00 and 3.00am and then switch to fish porn before your wife gets up. :oops::oops::oops:

Maybe encourage her to drink more wine so she sleeps longer. :roll:

If you can get your wife involved in fishkeeping = more tanks = more fish = more happiness for you. 8)8)8)8)8)

Yep fishkeeping can be addictive. :):):):):)

Brian.

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Hah hah! That's funny. :lol:

In my house the PC is downstairs and my wife reckons I tell her I'm just ducking downstairs for a second to grab something, then 5 minutes later she'll hear me tapping away on the keyboard. She'll stick her head down the stairwell and there I am on an aquarium site!

When she complains I just say "at least I'm not looking at Porn!" :lol:

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Ya I spend from the time I get home at 3 till 9 at nite

On this sight . I got no time for porn 8O lol

And like me my wife suffers with MTS

She kicked all my tanks out to the garage just so she could have hers in side

So where is the fairness in that I only have my shellies in side, only because she likes them too

All in all it works for me lol

Roo

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10. You go "ooohhhhh that's a pretty girl" when you see Roos fish pics.

9. you move closer to the monitor and drool when so see Aneck's fish room.

8. you head for the computer staight after you finish dinner and get onto QLDAF.

7. you get RSI in your finger tips from the online chat

6. You tell your wife "sorry honey I've got a headache" (from staring at the monitor too long - associated to point 9).

5. you start mumbling latin names in your sleep like "oooohhh baby Cyphotilapia frontosa zaires and mpimbwe's" with a smile on your face

4. you use the money saved up to buy the wife's lingerie for her birthday to buy a colony of demasonis

3. you use the light from the laptop instead of a candle for earth hour, just to check out QLDAF.

2. you use a porn DVD case to store your Ad Konings cichlid DVD so that it's kept with your precious DVD collection.

And the number one sign that you are addicted to fish porn.

1. your wife gets jealous when you start talking about vent sexing females with the boys at the fish auctions.

:D:D:D

Cheers,

dan

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