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10 top signs that you are addicted to fish porn

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10. You go "ooohhhhh that's a pretty girl" when you see Roos fish pics.

9. you move closer to the monitor and drool when so see Aneck's fish room.

8. you head for the computer staight after you finish dinner and get onto QLDAF.

7. you get RSI in your finger tips from the online chat

6. You tell your wife "sorry honey I've got a headache" (from staring at the monitor too long - associated to point 9).

5. you start mumbling latin names in your sleep like "oooohhh baby Cyphotilapia frontosa zaires and mpimbwe's" with a smile on your face

4. you use the money saved up to buy the wife's lingerie for her birthday to buy a colony of demasonis

3. you use the light from the laptop instead of a candle for earth hour, just to check out QLDAF.

2. you use a porn DVD case to store your Ad Konings cichlid DVD so that it's kept with your precious DVD collection.

And the number one sign that you are addicted to fish porn.

1. your wife gets jealous when you start talking about vent sexing females with the boys at the fish auctions.

Cheers,

dan

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